El Chapo

The tunnel in which Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman escaped was a “minor engineering masterpiece, some might say, equipped with ventilation, lighting, oxygen tanks, scaffolding and a motorcycle contraption for removing the tons of dirt being excavated.”

Ernesto Figueroa, a dentist, suggested facetiously that Guzman be hired to handle some of Mexico’s more troubled construction projects because he’d do a better job.

(From the Los Angeles Times.)